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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nerdgul
kirstenlouisemcduffie

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

Source: kirstenmcduffie
kururisa
kururisa

What he says: I never tire.

What he means: Due to the nature of my chakra absorption ability—especially when aided by Samehada—It’s entirely possible (and seemingly often the case) that I can siphon energy from my opponents until they die or are otherwise rendered incapable of battle, meaning that I can hypothetically fight indefinitely, assuming all of my opponents are standard, chakra-having organisms and their move-pools include at least some close-range taijutsu and/or ninjutsu for me to sap stamina from.

What I hear: I will stay up listening to you talk about your feelings well past sunrise. I’m here for you bby.